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Greg Gutfeld: Why are more males turning soft?

Fox News host Greg Gutfeld gives his take on whether more men are becoming 'woke' on 'Gutfeld!'

Happy Tuesday, everyone. So are there any big stories out today that could change the future of this country? No? Good, good, good. In that case, I'd like to talk about something that concerns me. Young people. By now you've seen the stats. Ninety-eight percent of young people think I'm hot. Yeah, I know, I know. The other 2% were either born without the gift of sight or wouldn't know hot if they sat bare-a** on a George Foreman grill. But also, there's this. When it comes to the under-30 crowd, 63% are single. But just a few years ago, in 2019, it was only 51%. That's a legitimate jump, 9%, if you will, in just a short time. The reasons, of course, have much to do with pornography, video games and other apps that made human resources seize my iPad. And certainly, the MeToo movement played a role. It's easier to avoid intimate connections altogether than risk being accused of God knows what. So what you're left with is a dating pool so shallow even Dana Perino couldn't drown in it... Because she's short. 

But it seems it's just the young people having problems. Everyone else is fine. But, you know, it's not just because we're already married. It's because we're already older. We made it through the dating game before wokeism hit, and wokeism is like a personality STD. You know what that stands for. It's killed more sex drives than a woman of the View swimsuit calendar. It kills dating by emasculating men who fear of upsetting women who pretend to want wokeness when they really don't.